I hereby find you guilty for all crimes you have been charged with

 IM BAAACCCCKKK 

for one last time gang :c 

Anyways, it was my last first day of school, and I was like, ok hype gang, like yeah.
So I arrived to school on time (7:10) and I saw lipliner (like yeaahahha). I picked out seats for me and Henna and all was fine, a dainty OK!

Then I get a call from Michael Jackson (weird but ok ig). I swiped to take the call—
but wait, before I say what happened, I have to preface: me and Michael Jackson are not friends or even acquaintances. I just become “one” when she needs something. So I decided I’m not gonna give her that anymore — boundaries and stuff.

Now I can start the story. She called me and said the following:

MJ: Are you at school?
Neo: Yeah, why?
MJ: Save me a seat.
Neo: Um, ok ig.
MJ: Save me a seat, Neo.
Neo: I said ok, btw nobody is in class.
MJ: No, like sit in my seat. I want to sit in the same place I sat last year.
Neo: Where are you?
MJ: I just walked into school.

Call ended

I don’t care that she asked me to save her a seat. What I cared about was how she said it.
If she had asked me a little nicer, I would have saved it for her, Michael Jackson.
But no. The world revolves around her.
I know it was kinda dumb, but it’s just the way she said it that pissed me off.

Boundaries were made, Michael Jackson was pressed, and I’m still not saving that seat.