Disclaimer: I was supposed to post this like last year (Grade 11 finals week) but I forgot to save it so I
!!! just gave up. But I found half of it on my notes sooo hahahhahah. !!!
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Tomorrow, I have to present my presentation to a teacher whose name rhymes with salami. Not how I wanted to end the year, but what can I do about it?
I presented and bro… I tried to focus, but she kept staring at me!? And my dumbass kept looking at the French wall like that’s going to help. I think I got like an 8 or 7/10 ( I acthuly got a 6/10) , like it was alright I guess.
Now that I have seen my grades before the finals, I’m going to rate each class. (So they can rate me but I can’t rate them? Make it make sense.)
These are my ratings in alphabetical order:
Arabic: I give this class 6 /10. Low-key, it was kind of my fault cause I know that she knows that we both know I was using my phone that day… so I couldn’t get away with some shit that she might have let slide for others. Not to mention the countless times I would send her empty Canva links that were locked, so she couldn’t grade my assignment as late. One thing is for sure, though, I think girl should quit being a teacher and start giving motivational speeches. Would I listen to them in my free time? Hell, no. But is it a good way to skip class? Hell yes. But at least she taught us, not just in the academic sense but in a real-life wisdom sense too ig.
English: Oh, where do I begin? Every single grammar lesson, without a doubt, she’d go over like a sentence, barely reading it and then say, “Oh, really easy,” then we'd go straight into doing like five quizzes, all of which she forgot to give us before, totally disregarding the pace of the course. Girl, your job is to teach. Why are you standing there blasting music and singing along? If you want to be a music teacher, just say that. 5/10
French: I LOVE HERRRRRR, but we lost a baddie✊. Her class was soooo easy, literally I would just talk in English with a French accent and she would go crazy like “stop uwu.” But she made me wayyyy too confident in French cuz when I went to France this summer and tried to speak my French-lish, they gave me the dirtiest look. Whaaaaaatt. Honestly, she was a good teacher, but the class didn’t really care for her. 8/10
Islamic: I hated this class soooooo much. It’s like she is a good teacher in theory, but she doesn’t have a way with her words. She couldn’t keep me interested and engaged with the lesson, and by the end of the class, I forgot everything she said anyway. Plus, whenever I wanted to recite something, she would disappear sooooo. 2/10
Mass Communication: 9/10, just because we had him for half of the classes. Like if we had 100 lessons, he would come and teach us for 50 lessons (teacher shortage, yipee!). The subject itself is very boring cuz it’s just general knowledge, but he has acthuly (haha get it?) has a way with his words. Even though his stories had nothing to do with the lesson, or the fact that this is the third time hearing it from him, I never went to his class hating it. I usually don’t talk in other classes, since some teachers are sooo fake. They can say it’s okay, but once you make a mistake, they will make you feel like you are so stupid. Some teachers make you feel like it’s okay to make mistakes, and I’d say he’s one of them. Miss you King.
So… about Moral, the school changed our teacher in the middle of the year. I’ll start with the first teacher first.
Moral (teacher 1): I didn’t like or enjoy this class cuz all we did was make her Canva. Keep in mind, this class has zero credit, so it doesn’t even go on our report card, because of that I would just skip it. But as a teacher, she is pretty chill. Rating the class in general: 6/10
Moral (teacher 2): Exactly.the.same. The only difference was that she hyped us up in the first lesson, telling us about all the fun activities she’d do, but no. She kept talking about where she is from and where she grew up, to the point I memorized her life story (backstory and all). + There was this one time when Lipliner wanted to go to the toilet, so I decided to go with her (why not?). We went up to her to ask her for permission to go, as good students do, but this lady had the ADACITY to say, “Why do you want to go with her? (Basically called me a lesbian), Then hit me lightly. I proceeded to tell her that it is child abuse, which got me a slap on my back. Damn, go hit your OWN KIDS (I've heard about them too) or smth. But she is funny, gotta give her that. 3/10
PE: Girl made me feel like my Usain Bolt or something. She would tell the other teachers that I give my 100% during her class, to the point that my Arabic teacher (the one whose name rhymes with salami )'s jaw dropped to the floor. 10/10 love you Bamiya <33.
Same situation as Moral (I’m seeing a pattern here…), though this time it was by the end of the year, which I'm not sure if it's for the better or worse (since we had finals coming around the corner).
Physics (teacher 1): Anyway, our first teacher left cuz he got a really good job offer. Good for him. He was good at explaining things, and the powerpoints he made were muah chef’s kiss. You can actually understand what’s on the board. I know if I had him as my tenth grade physics teacher, I would have better base knowledge in physics. But he was overqualified for this job. His class in general: 8/10.
Physics (teacher 2): Compared to our first teacher, who was built like an acthual viking, he was the complete opposite. He's so cute and old, really slow, I mean like REALLY. His voice was all mumbly when he talked. Teaching-wise… I can’t really judge, I slept through 70% of his lessons. I would give him 6/10.
Pre-Calc: Saved the best for last, where should I start? My zesty king. Bro would always get so pressed when we don’t get something. Like chill, you only solved one question and now you expect us to be math wizards? Acting like me and Al-Khwarizmi have a 1000 day streak on snapchat or smth. He is funny though, until he starts to make fun of you. Like bro, your hairline defies gravity, pipe down. But he is a good teacher. At first I was so hyped to leave his class, but after that I kinda missed him. But all that went away the second I saw his name on my timetable. 7.5/10
Overall my junior year kept me on my toes and I hatedddddddd it sooooo much.
