Monday, 2 June 2025

Wannabe Ance Victim

Since Stranger Things is ending, I thought I’d share a dumb story.

It was 2019, and Season 3 had just dropped. This show was everywhere, and because I wanted to fit in, I decided to watch it. Mind you, I was 11 at the time. Then there was this scene not even a major one about acne and pimples. So I thought, I’m a teenager now, and I have to take care of my skin.

I went into my mom’s room, locked the door behind me, and started snooping through her drawer. But my dumbass pushed all the skincare products onto the counter and decided, Yes, the white tube of cream is the answer to beautiful, clear, plump skin (as if my skin wasn’t already that). But I DIDN’T READ the label IT WAS IN BOLD and it was an antibiotic cream.

I applied a FAT BLOB of it, and the first thing I was going to fix was my non-existent eye bags. You know the drill I tapped it under my eyes. But that stuff burned so bad! Still, you know what they say beauty is pain so what did I do? I kept going.

A few days later, I ran up again to apply my “eye cream,” and I heard the door handle turning. I panicked, tried wiping it off, and after a LONG 10 seconds of trying to come up with a lie, I finally opened the door. But yours truly FORGOT THE CREAM ON THE COUNTER.

So my mom found out. And for the next few days, I had to use eyedrops because my eyes were so red and inflamed. 

( btw it was not a antibiotic cream it was in fact those fungal creams but i didn't want to add that )

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Disclaimer : I was supposed to post this like last year (Grade 11 finals week) but I forgot to save it so I !!! just gave up. But I found h...