I still think about this moment in time. I was in 5th grade, trying to juggle my TikTok career and school, which was something. But the only thing I really remember from this time was that, like, period-obsessed freak I would call “Jum Jum.” She was that kid from our class who was so obnoxious that even the students got sick of her. I love a class clown, don’t get me wrong, but she was just so annoying.
So, the teacher asked me to describe a main character in the story, and a safe answer was “carefree.” I said “carefree,” and then she looked at me and locked eyes with the teacher and said, “Neo, how could you say that? That’s so wrong!” Mind you, we were all 10 or 11 years old, and it was a female teacher. Bro, just shut up!
So confused, I lowered my brightness and typed “carefree” into the search bar, and pantyliners showed up. I thought she called me a panty liner (I didn’t even know what a panty liner was). Basically, I thought she called me a baby. ( after that we stopped being friends with each other and thats where my life started to go down hill) but that's a story for another time.
So, life lesson to future parents: educate your kids so they don’t end up like me.
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