“Fee-fi-fo-fum” — that’s the sound I heard before encountering this ogre on my way out of my mass communication class. Just to clarify, I was walking straight ahead while he was walking at an angle (SO I’M NOT TO BLAME!!). Then, my head hit the wall and — POW! I looked up to see this ogre prancing around — and HE WALKED AWAY LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED. I think if a tornado hit, it would feel like a little breeze to him. I’m pretty sure he noticed, but didn’t say anything. He’s just a shy little ogre.
See below for reference to help you imagine how BIG HE IS.

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